Hey guys, I’m back.

I know it’s been a while – I’ve been a little busy going around to people’s houses and turning off their hot water. What’s better than waking up on these cold winter mornings and taking a cold shower? I’m doing you a favor.

For those who don’t know me, I’m Harassment Harry – the collection agent who hacks into Darrell Castle & Associate’s website.

Anyway, guess what’s in a week?  VALENTINE’S DAY!

Me, personally? I don’t have a girlfriend because I can’t find a woman good enough for me and up to my high standards, but I have news for all of you guys out there whipped by a woman.

If you don’t buy your girlfriend a super duper expensive present, SHE’S GOING TO DUMP YOU!

You may think she loves you, but what’s love without money? NOTHING!

So, here’s my advice to you – go out to the closest jewelry store, walk in like you own the place, walk up to the clerk, drop your credit card on the counter and you say to him or her, “I want the most expensive piece of jewelry that you have in this crap shop.”

I don’t care how much money you make, how many bills you have to pay, how much money you have saved up or how deep you’re in debt. If you don’t follow my detailed and strict instructions, your girlfriend will dump you! It’s a fact.

Would you rather be in debt up to your eye balls and have a smokin’ hot girlfriend, or would you rather be financially responsible and the only single guy in the room? You can’t be both. It’s a fact!

Your call.

And please, don’t listen to the garbage that Darrell Castle is going to try to sell you as “good advice.” Darrell will try to tell you to spend responsibly, live within your means and save money. He’ll tell you that your girlfriend would rather you be financially responsible than spend a lot of money on her.

Boooooo! How boring!

He’ll try to tell you if you’re struggling to pay your bills and you’re in debt, a bankruptcy could be a great opportunity for you clean your financial slate and rebuild your credit the right way.

Yeah right!

You ain’t living right unless you’re spending a ton of money! All you have to do is print it, right? It’s just paper.

Anyway, don’t listen to Darrell Castle & Associates, instead, spend a ton of money on your girlfriend or she’s going to dump you.


The views above are the views of Harassment Harry and do not reflect the views of Darrell Castle & Associates. 

Harassment Harry is a collection agent and all-around mean guy. He works for the creditors to make sure you have as miserable a day as possible. He loves threatening people, ruining dinner, and making children cry. He hates Memphis in May, the Tigers, the Grizzlies, blues music, Gibson’s Donuts, and YOU.

At Darrell Castle & Associates, we care about you and want you to be debt free with the freedom to pursue your dreams. We specialize in helping you get out of debt as quickly as possible by filing the type of bankruptcy for you and your unique situation.

We want you to know that bankruptcy is nothing to be afraid of. If you have questions or are considering bankruptcy, contact us today at (901) 327-2100. Regardless of why you have gotten into debt, if you find yourself unable to pay for it and would like help, you should call a liquidation lawyer Memphis, TN families turn to.For more information, visit us online.