I’m Harassment Harry, the collection agent who hacks into the Darrell Castle & Associates website to get revenge.
This time, I’m really in a tizzy.
I’ve never been a churchgoing guy. I spend my Sundays taking cars away from single moms so they can’t get to work the next week.
So you can understand my frustration when I heard that Darrell Castle released a new report about the Bible and debt.
Of course I downloaded my free copy, and guess what I got? I got these really smart answers that are all taken from verses in the Bible. He talks about God’s love and how debt worked in ancient Israel.
This Castle guy even says the Bible has good news for people in debt!
DON’T TELL THEM THAT!
I thrive on shame and despair. I do my best work when people are too sad or scared to do anything about their situation. If you tell them what the Bible says, they might turn around and start fixing the problems in their lives. They might try getting out of debt – and I HATE IT when people get out of debt!
Listen, Castle, I’ve had just about enough of you. All this talk about forgiveness and love is sickening. The world is a miserable place, and I’d like to keep it that way. So stop giving people hope, stop talking about the Bible, and please – for my sake – stop helping those single mothers keep their cars.
After all, if I run out of cars to take from single mothers, I might have nothing to do on Sunday besides go to church. And I really, really don’t want to go to church.
Have a horrible weekend,
Harassment Harry is a collection agent and all-around mean guy. He works for the creditors to make sure you have as miserable a day as possible. He loves threatening people, ruining dinner, and making children cry. He hates Memphis in May, the Tigers, the Grizzlies, blues music, Gibson’s Donuts, and YOU.