Lately I’ve been hearing a lot from Darrell Castle about how expensive good elder care can be. And the amount I care is exactly 0%. That’s right: I don’t care that taking care of your aging mother is expensive. I don’t care that she needs regular medications. Oh, you need to put her in a nursing home, you say? Well, it had better be free. Do I sound horrible? That’s because I am. I’m Harassment Harry – the meanest debt collector in Memphis. And I don’t care about old people, or health, or families. I care about my money. And if you owe me money, there’s no mercy. I will call you and harass your family – including your aging
Hey guys, I’m back. I know it’s been a while – I’ve been a little busy going around to people’s houses and turning off their hot water. What’s better than waking up on these cold winter mornings and taking a cold shower? I’m doing you a favor. For those who don’t know me, I’m Harassment Harry – the collection agent who hacks into Darrell Castle & Associate’s website. Anyway, guess what’s in a week? VALENTINE’S DAY! Me, personally? I don’t have a girlfriend because I can’t find a woman good enough for me and up to my high standards, but I have news for all of you guys out there whipped by a woman. If you don’t buy your girlfriend
Hey there, I’m back. Now that I took off my Grinch costume, I can finally type again. I’m Harassment Harry for those of you who don’t know me – the collection agent who hacks into Darrell Castle & Associates’ website. How much debt are you in right now after Christmas shopping? Hopefully it’s up to your eye balls. Well, now that Christmas is over, all of your holiday cheer and precious moments with your family has turned into hope that will roll over into 2014…blah, blah, blah. What are your New Year’s resolutions? Let me give you some advice – ditch them! Especially if your resolution is to save money! How boring is that? You may be looking at your
Hey there, I hope you’re having a terrible Monday. For those who don’t know me, I’m Harassment Harry, the collection agent who hacks into Darrell Castle & Associates’ website. Well, according to my Twitter feed, it’s finals week here in Memphis. I love seeing all of the stress and bitterness seeping through all of your tweets! It warms my heart during the ice storm aftermath with wind chills that resemble the age of an average college student. Keep pulling your all-nighters. The sleep deprivation could lead to bad financial decisions. Then, I can pay you a visit. The end of finals brings a happy time. It’s time to renew your student loans! Some of you may only take out enough student
It’s me again: Harassment Harry, the meanest debt collector in Memphis. I’ve hacked back into Darrell Castle & Associates’ website to let you know how peeved I am about a certain someone. You may know her as Connie Wiggs. I know her as The Enemy. See, Connie is well known at Darrell Castle & Associates for her positive attitude, sincerity, and quality work. She’s always helping clients through their worst moments. And that’s what I hate about her: Helping people?!?! Making their lives better?!?! That undoes all of my work! When I call you at dinnertime and yell at you about your debt, do you think I want Connie coming in to remind you that you’re OK, that people struggle
Have you missed me? Harassment Harry, the collection agent who hacks into Darrell Castle & Associates’ website, is back! I hope you had an awful Thanksgiving. Last week, Darrell Castle & Associates released a “cute” story on The Life of a Credit Card on Black Friday. I hope that’s your credit card! I hope that you’ve spent so much money on meaningless entertainment items that you’re swimming in debt. I hope that you’re drowning in that pool of debt so bad that you’ve missed multiple mortgage payments. Then, I get to come and take your house from you. What’s on your kid’s Christmas list? They can’t decide between an XBox One or a PlayStation 4? Get them both! I ask
My name’s Harassment Harry. I’m a collection agent in Memphis, TN. I’m the one who calls you right at dinner and yells at you for not making your car payment in time. Remember me? I’m the guy who contacts you at work just to humiliate you. I look you up on social media to embarrass you in front of your friends. I scare your family. I make every day of your life worse. Man, I love my job. My arch-nemesis is Memphis bankruptcy attorney Darrell Castle. That jerk gets in my way all the time by helping my victims file bankruptcy. Once he’s helping them, I can’t harass them anymore. And harassment is what I do! So to get back
I’m baaaaaaack! I’m Harassment Harry, the collection agent who hacks into the Darrell Castle & Associates website on occasion to get revenge. I’d hack more, but I’ve been SO BUSY lately. Lots of repossessions to get through. You know those shows on TV about people getting violent when the repo man comes to take their car? It’s disgusting – those shows never talk about all the horrible things I do. It’s hard work to be a jerk all the time! First, my collection agency hires big dudes who’ve spent time in prison. These guys love threatening people and using bad language. Some of them carry weapons. Next, I send them to people’s houses to take their cars without telling the police
I’m baaaaaaack! I’m Harassment Harry, the collection agent who hacks into the Darrell Castle & Associates website to get revenge. This time, I’m really in a tizzy. I’ve never been a churchgoing guy. I spend my Sundays taking cars away from single moms so they can’t get to work the next week. So you can understand my frustration when I heard that Darrell Castle released a new report about the Bible and debt. Of course I downloaded my free copy, and guess what I got? I got these really smart answers that are all taken from verses in the Bible. He talks about God’s love and how debt worked in ancient Israel. This Castle guy even says the Bible has
Q: “What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?” A: “A vampire only sucks blood at night.” Is it really any surprise that a recent Pew poll shows lawyers are the least respected professionals in the country? We’ve all heard the jokes. A lot of people think all lawyers are greedy, soulless bullies who would do anything for a dollar and who don’t care at all about justice. After this weekend’s verdict in the George Zimmerman case, I can easily see how unpopular lawyers really are. Depending on your perspective, you may hate the prosecution, or despise the defense lawyers. You may think the whole thing is so awful that you hate the whole system. A lot of people